Officially

It is sandal season at the rooftop bar.

It's sad

But when I saw these colored bendy straws, in my head I went, "Wheeeeeeeeeee"!

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Good-bye old shoes

Thank you for your service. I was once very excited to own you.

(I'm finally putting them out on the curb.)

What's for lunch?

Upside down chicken dinner!

I used to be quite small

That's me in the checked skirt, eatin' plums with my brother and sisters.

Greg

He surveilled a dog.

Good job Greg!

Yes

Why NOT bundle twigs together with masking tape? Why NOT throw the bundle onto an old sock?

I made this!

Even the crust was delicious!!

Trash

In the can by my side of the bed.

Is it your birthday?

I found you a chair.

Trash

Aw. No longer wanted.

At least he has his broom and his pipe, though.

A big slice o' cake

It sure improves a coffee break.

Greg birthday presents!

That is correct: Seattle Seahawks wrapping paper (only for very special occasions).

Asparagus

Put it on pizza!

No dice

I left these books in my bike basket all day, hoping someone would take them.

Nope.

I have another copy of Lord Jim, and I just read Sandman (once was enough).